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First gay marriage, now this! Maybe Pat Robertson is right after all.

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My UPS truck went into a ditch and all I got was this lousy sewing machine!

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UPS delivers. Always.

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"Bad news, darling -- your engagement ring was being shipped by UPS. But I got you something else!"

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"Well, I had to get a gift somehow."

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When Prom Goes Wrong

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love your icon, is that a whippet or an italian greyhound?

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"I hijacked a UPS truck to get to my friend's wedding, and all I got was this mini sewing machine."

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Jilted UPS driver crashes wedding and professes love for groom ...and sewing?

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"James Bond as a young man grins after contemplating his handiwork. Note the traditonal tux, the wrecked vehicle and a pre-Q Secret Spy Device."

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There must be a James Bond or Indiana Jones story in this SOMEWHERE....


Or Maybe MacGyver.

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we drove the brown truck to prom Ma, and all I gots was this keen sewin' thinger.

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"Look Ma..I saved your wedding gift!"

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when dress makers attack, next on fox.

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"Try the new and improved more powerful Ronco Truck Shover! Able to push even a heavily-loaded UPS truck off the road in the blink of an eye! Just push it, and forget it! Act now and you'll also get the Ronco Blackhead Squeezer!"

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I think we have a winner!

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Look ma, I figured out how to use Photoshop!

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What can Brown Do For You?

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"BAZONK"

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I vote for her ^^^^^ entry :)

nex

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"frankly, i'm hoping this means i'll arrive too late to marry that bitch."

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I just keep expecting to see a package of Mentos somehwere.

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ROFL. best one yet.

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"Obviously photoshopped."

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he's got a shadow though...

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Thaddeus was pleased to see that his enchanted Sewing Machine of Dischord'n'Destruction™ was still in fine working order.

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yay for thaddeus!

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"Never get between a teen and his sewin' machine"

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the question here is really, "why is a fine young sewing machine like that, dating a tool like him?"

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no no no NO NO NO!! a caption would ruin this! THIS, my friends, is ART. it's like trying to caption a Dali. STOP THE CAPTION MADNESS

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I honestly didn't think anyone would figure out that it was a trick question.

Your awesomeness taunts me daily.

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Isn't it obvious?

"The Wedding Singer"

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Holey crap that was horrible. Well done.

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Tux: $100
Sewing Machine: $50
Losing your job with UPS because you're an odd freak: priceless

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Oh yeah...

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