Rodents gone bad.

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Little Bird, don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

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hahaha wtf???

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I knew IT! they used to try and attack me on campus

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To gain vengeance against aggresive squirrels on Campus...

Feed them some Peanut M&M's.

Once they've tasted the sweet chocolaty peanutty goodness, in the oh-so-easily-penetrated-and-also-tasty candy shell... nuts just won't "do it" for them anymore.

You'll be consigning them to a bleak and pointless existence, never able to regain the joy that was the peanut M&M... doomed to wander, forever unsatisfied by earthly nuts. Trying anything to fill the void within... birds, small children, Anna Nicole Smith.... until one day they die of starvation and hopelessness.

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squirrelly wrath.

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Totally stole my line dude. :)

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I new I didn't like those rodents for some reason.....


EW.

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Icon love!

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I don't know, man. Looks like Photoshop to me - love how the squirrel's hands smoothly blend into the bird's body... haha

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even if it is photoshopped, they do indeed eat meat. Only rats after all, they will eat anything.

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Oh man, remind me to tell you (or ask Nikki to tell you) about the rodent-vs.-bird matches at the Wildlife Centre.

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That bird was a complete tit.

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*giggles* looks more like a sparrow to me though, hehe.

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That is... that is to say... *gawks* Is that real?

*looks at the squirels in her own yard horrified*

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Well, as evidence I submit that that's the sort of mess that freshly shredded bird tends to make.

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*looking at his nuts*
damn...

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Delicious.

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ooh, icon love!

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Gee...if Rocky's eating birds, is Bullwinkle eating PEOPLE?!?

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Heh... It's sorta like When I was hunting and I found one inside the Half-Rotting bear skull..... It was quite the suprise.

but seriously, what kind of bird is that?:P

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Obviously photoshopped.

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What's up with you people? Don't you know that squirrels are badass mofos? Here's a factoid for you: cats don't chase squirrels, at least not more than once. A little, fluffy, cute squirrel will beat the crap out of a big cat.

I suspect that this is fake, though.

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The cat I grew up with chased squirrels. She caught and killed them on rare occasions, but she did win. And lived to be about 21. (She preferred mice - tasty!)

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Ah, finally proof! When I was 16, I saw a squirrel eating a baby bird in my backyard. No one believed me. Animal control hung up on me.
If only I could rub it in their stupid faces.....

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Why in God's name would you call Animal Control for something like that? One wild animal eating another, I am having trouble thinking of anything more natural.

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At least they're not ROUS's.

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nah, i dont think they exist.

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That's...odd.

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This turn of events doesn't surprise me. I used to feed my pet meece live meal worms as a snack. THey would pounce on them in an eyeblink and gobble them up with rodent-y glee.

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seriously guys, its totaly a walnut with feathers glued on it.

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icon ****LOVE****

<3<3<3

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coming up next...when squirrels attack!

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Even if this is photoshopped, its certainly plausible. Rats are known to go CANNABALISTIC if no other food source is available. And squirrels are just cute rats.

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Squirrels are just rats with furry tails, and even more aggressive on our local university campus.

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I hope he realizes that meat doesn't really preserve well for the winter...

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