I WANT THEM ALLLLLLLL!

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Especially the transsexual lady there. =)

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So, yes Mum. Here's the coffee table we got in Paris, those are the masks you got from Zimbabwe, and that's the statue of a naked hermaphrodite I bought last week. Would you like a cuppa?

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LOL

(from metaquotes)

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I would love to hear the ad from this one.

I think I seen furniture like that.

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Is that Mr. Hankey in the Hookah?

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There's nothing IN the hookah but water...that's one of the mouth pieces attached to the hose...look carefully, you can see its resting on the hookah and has a metal tip. being observant is good.

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Shit.. now I have to return your birthday present!

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Your icon wins.

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The top guy on that totem pole is totally Bert.

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I LOVE IT ALL.

especially the penis table with the giant hookah on top. that would look so bitchin in my living room.

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and people bitch about elbows on the table

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Got wood?

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Heh.

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I'm just impressed that one can make a living building cock-themed furniture. I wouldn't think there'd be much of a market for that kind of thing, but it seems I've underestimated humanity's wang-obsessiveness yet again.

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I think people don't notice these things, by themselves as part of room furniture, until suddenly it hits them....

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Just remove the table top, and you have seating for four more!

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LOL!!!

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lol! nice!

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You just won at everything.

=^..^=

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I want the santeria looking skeleton to the right of the hermaphrodite.

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Great icon. Do you know the name of the painting your icon is from and/or who painted it? I'd really love to know. :D

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Lord Frederick Leighton painted it in 1856,
The Fisherman and the Syren

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Thank you very much.

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HAHA this picture made me think of that bed, before I even saw your link to it...:P Niiice...

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Is it just me, cause I cant find any vag in this picture.
Just dick, ass, and tits. :/

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Craig's List would have been the first thing I thought of as well.

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At Crazy Bob's Cock Furniture we're ABSOLUTELY NUTS! ALL COCK FURNITURE AT HALF PRICE!

Chairs with cocks for legs? HALF PRICE!

Table held up by three upright cocks? HALF PRICE!

Hermaphrodite statue? HALF PRICE!

ALL COCK FURNITURE MUST GO!

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Err, make that "Table held up by FOUR upright cocks."

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I guess cock number 4 wasn't ready yet when you wrote the first comment! :D

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i must have that table set but it's probably in san francisco.

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Which makes me wonder where. I'm only a 1/2 hour away. ;)

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I'm reminded of stories from my youth where girls would accuse other girls of molesting random, unappropriate objects, like the bedposts and table legs.

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Considering that this picture contains penis furniture and a wooden hermaphrodite, there aren't all that many comments. Are fantasygoat's readers becoming jaded?

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I agree. I barely got any comments on the ball woman either.

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I'm thinking thats a chair that WON'T be pushed back.. I don't have a penis but I'm cringing at the thought of skidding those chairs across carpet or concrete! XD

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I'd say this rates at least an 8.5 on the WTF? scale.... Damn.

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My first thought was "If my mother in law ever gets out of hand and needs killing this will do it!"

Randomly I'd like the table and the skelton with the hand over it's pubis.. I'd like to see what the real estate agent says about THOSE in the house!

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Me likey. Me wanty.

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somehow stumbled upon your tree after a long trek down a webbed conjested forest...
added you up, hope you don't mind. i find your posts highly amusing and weird ^_^

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why do i immediately think of key west

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