That switch is unfortunately placed.

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Exactly ... you'd be diddlin' the Jesus.

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And nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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Except Jesus:

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Oh my god...OH MY GOD!

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That's what he said!

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You said it, man.

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He likes to be turned-on?

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No, he clearly just wants you to flip him off.

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... Is it time for me to go fill my Jesus Juice shotglass with light?

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dies. that is awesome.

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yessssssssssssss

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Loving the Roast Beef.

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That is poetry.

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The kids sure look tempted.

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amazing.

also, bonus points for the homestarrunner reference. :)

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Maybe I'm a cocky bastard but I really thought I'd be the first to catch both the chilling placement of the switch and the homestarrunner thing.

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Nay. Both are obvious and awesome.

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Gives a whole new meaning to the word "Glory-hole".

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Oh, fyi, I didn't make it, I found it on teh internetz a few weeks ago

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I had one of those in my room growing up. In fact, it still dons wall at my Dad's house. They glow in the dark.

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That sounds scary. And awesome.

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It was very strange.

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Your icon is totally incredibly awesome. May I share in the glory?

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Sure. Go for it :)

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Awesome sauce. (: Thanks.

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I must have one!

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May I present my Smoking Jesus nightlight in appreciation. A friend made this for me for Christmas one year (he usually gives me wacky [real] religious icons). He made several replacement cigarettes and enclosed an instruction sheet which he'd photocopied several times, so I honestly bought it for the first couple minutes:

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WTF is WRONG with eBay for not having this for me to buy!?? I need that in my home!

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"Thy rod and thy staff - they comfort me..."

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The switch plate is great, but the switch itself should be "switched out" for a black one.

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Jesus doesn't have a penis, he's like Ken down there.

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Okay, which is weirder, the positioning of the switch, or the way the kids seem to be staring directly at it with rapt fascination?

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You need to check out Divine Interventions. Christian sex toys... such as Jackhammer Jesus, the Diving Nun and who can forget the Baby Jesus buttplug??

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"Help Moses part the pink sea"

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dear mr. goat.

IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou!


with love,
rabbitron

ps: Iloveyou

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Oh sweet jeeeezuz

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This is what creeps me out: I don't care whether it's religion, Star Wars, weed, or whatever, but why must the freaks incorporate their personal favourite culture into every aspect of their lives, down to the damned light switches? It's unsettling.

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Having nothing to do with the amusingly disturbing light switch provided, but I thought of you when I stumbled across it.

http://pictoral.blogspot.com/2007/10/hoff-soap-dispenser.html

Given your love for all things Hasslehoff, I wouldn't be surprised if that was in your bathroom. :)

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Wishing you the best!

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So hows running a porn site? Are you just a tech dude or a producer?

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I just snorted...

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