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Wal*Mart Has You Covered [May. 7th, 2008|12:09 pm]
Jeremy Wilson

It's that time of the year again.


[User Picture]From: folf
2008-05-07 04:15 pm (UTC)
LOL thats priceless
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[User Picture]From: jinxvirus
2008-05-07 04:37 pm (UTC)


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[User Picture]From: emerald084
2008-05-07 04:58 pm (UTC)
Oh god. My dad actually bought one of those green and purple monstrosities for himself a few years ago.
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[User Picture]From: taffer
2008-05-07 06:40 pm (UTC)
And have you been killed by zombies?

Clearly, this device is keeping you safe.
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[User Picture]From: emerald084
2008-05-07 08:42 pm (UTC)
My god, it all makes sense now.
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[User Picture]From: knighthorse
2008-05-07 05:14 pm (UTC)
Damn zombies!
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[User Picture]From: lamregcinerhp
2008-05-07 06:07 pm (UTC)
Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2?
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[User Picture]From: palmer_kun
2008-05-07 06:25 pm (UTC)
No no no.

It's BLUES Campbell's Right Hand 2
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[User Picture]From: lamregcinerhp
2008-05-07 06:27 pm (UTC)
oh i forgot!
Are the Japanese making fun of their own Engrish?
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[User Picture]From: ariadne
2008-05-07 06:45 pm (UTC)
Well...you can't have too many chainsaws I suppose. Especially given zombie season is right round the corner. *heads to Wally World*
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[User Picture]From: mg4h
2008-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, that's just wonderful. Thanks for finding that, I was getting worried what I'd do when the zombies came back this summer!
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[User Picture]From: zebuloncrispi
2008-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
FUN FACT: In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a chainsaw is NOT the way to go. It's loud (attracts other zombies!), heavy, and requires a steady supply of fuel that will rapidly become difficult to find.
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[User Picture]From: mackys
2008-05-07 07:30 pm (UTC)
I much prefer a nice sharp sword. Of the slicing variety - cavalry sword, katana, etc.
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[User Picture]From: lamregcinerhp
2008-05-07 08:07 pm (UTC)
Cricket bats have a more satisfying 'whack.'
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[User Picture]From: zebuloncrispi
2008-05-08 05:54 am (UTC)
Cricket bats also break more easily and are heavier. A solid slashing sword is a valuable companion in the war against the undead, although they aren't easy to find on short notice.

In a pinch, a crowbar is about as good as you're going to get.
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From: xerxos
2008-05-08 11:33 pm (UTC)
Hehe, I've got a sharp two-hander in my room. I'm covered.
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[User Picture]From: scitters
2008-05-07 07:58 pm (UTC)
In a zombie apocalypse I know my chances are not much better than the next mans, so I might as well make my tiny spot in the movie as loud and messy as I possibly can!
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[User Picture]From: kaleidyscopeize
2008-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)
You just never know when you'll have to chop your neighbor into teeny tiny little bits....
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[User Picture]From: chaoswolf1982
2008-05-08 07:26 am (UTC)
Yeah, tell me about it.
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[User Picture]From: mark13
2008-05-07 08:02 pm (UTC)
I once emailed Black & Decker asking if their Alligator was suitable for zombies, but the humourless bastards never replied.
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[User Picture]From: infrogmation
2008-05-07 09:53 pm (UTC)
We found out after Katrina that one of the few things FEMA actually reimbersed for was purchase of a chain saw.

The problem in 2005 must have been that Brownie was expecting zombies rather than a hurricane.
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From: enderandrew
2008-05-08 04:10 am (UTC)

I'm sure you've seen this...

We're training our kids from a young age.
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[User Picture]From: chaoswolf1982
2008-05-08 07:27 am (UTC)

Re: I'm sure you've seen this...

Smart move.

...yeah, I want one now.
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[User Picture]From: mytarnishedsoul
2008-05-08 04:14 am (UTC)
Shop Smart, Shop S Mart.

as for zombie killing shaolin spade... or machete, don't forget kids practice 3 hours a day and always have a exit plan and/or strategy for the zombpocolypse
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[User Picture]From: alexsfink
2008-05-08 10:34 am (UTC)

stop thinking inside the box

I've been to Wal*Mart. I've seen what their customers are like.

This is clearly marketed to the horrifically deformed malcontents looking to rid their abandoned houses or graveyards where they live of drunken, sexually active teenagers.
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[User Picture]From: lapiskelinia
2008-05-08 03:13 pm (UTC)
I dunno, I'm more fond of a Husqavana, not the Poulan. Luckily, we have like 7 chainsaws at home, so I can fit my own zombie-massacring army!

The biggest problem is that everyone fights over who gets to take point with the flame throwers, but I only have two of those.
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[User Picture]From: valacosa
2008-05-09 04:37 am (UTC)
While I'm sure they would make effective weapons, the smell of burnt zombie flesh would be terrible.
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[User Picture]From: lapiskelinia
2008-05-09 05:18 am (UTC)
And the original smell of rotting shambling oozing zombie flesh would be...?

Trust me, the smell of burning hair and flesh isn't as bad as you think. I've occasionally used a flame thrower to fry placentas off wire, and it dissipates relatively fast. :D
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[User Picture]From: _anamchara_
2008-05-08 05:18 pm (UTC)
Yay zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: angus6978
2008-05-22 02:41 pm (UTC)
It sucks now!
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From: jeennie65
2008-05-26 09:51 am (UTC)
Thank god it's not me
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[User Picture]From: whorlpool
2008-08-24 08:46 am (UTC)



Thanks for hosting the party last night. It was a lot of fun, and it was very generous and brave of you to open your doors to all us crazy lj people. (I'm the one who was chatting with Karen on your car.)



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[User Picture]From: fabulousj
2008-08-24 02:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks tons, you are wicked awesome. When should I move my stuff in?

Well first, I'mma friendslist you.

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