| Hello Wisconsin |
[Aug. 25th, 2006|04:14 pm] |

"The best night of our lives" [sic] |
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| Medium Rare Please |
[Aug. 3rd, 2006|05:04 pm] |

This is pretty much how I look at women anyway. |
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| Not Soft-Serve |
[Jul. 26th, 2006|02:56 pm] |

What does erectile dysfunction taste like, exactly? |
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| Separated At BSDM |
[Jul. 18th, 2006|05:53 pm] |

It's kind of weird how the wacky rubber fetishes always remind me of completely innocent things.

After all, they're both so smooth tasting. |
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