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Wal*Mart Has You Covered [May. 7th, 2008|12:09 pm]
Jeremy Wilson

It's that time of the year again.


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[User Picture]From: jinxvirus
2008-05-07 04:37 pm (UTC)


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[User Picture]From: emerald084
2008-05-07 04:58 pm (UTC)
Oh god. My dad actually bought one of those green and purple monstrosities for himself a few years ago.
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[User Picture]From: taffer
2008-05-07 06:40 pm (UTC)
And have you been killed by zombies?

Clearly, this device is keeping you safe.
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[User Picture]From: knighthorse
2008-05-07 05:14 pm (UTC)
Damn zombies!
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[User Picture]From: lamregcinerhp
2008-05-07 06:07 pm (UTC)
Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2?
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[User Picture]From: palmer_kun
2008-05-07 06:25 pm (UTC)
No no no.

It's BLUES Campbell's Right Hand 2
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[User Picture]From: ariadne
2008-05-07 06:45 pm (UTC)
Well...you can't have too many chainsaws I suppose. Especially given zombie season is right round the corner. *heads to Wally World*
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[User Picture]From: mg4h
2008-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, that's just wonderful. Thanks for finding that, I was getting worried what I'd do when the zombies came back this summer!
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[User Picture]From: zebuloncrispi
2008-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
FUN FACT: In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a chainsaw is NOT the way to go. It's loud (attracts other zombies!), heavy, and requires a steady supply of fuel that will rapidly become difficult to find.
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[User Picture]From: mackys
2008-05-07 07:30 pm (UTC)
I much prefer a nice sharp sword. Of the slicing variety - cavalry sword, katana, etc.
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[User Picture]From: kaleidyscopeize
2008-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)
You just never know when you'll have to chop your neighbor into teeny tiny little bits....
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[User Picture]From: chaoswolf1982
2008-05-08 07:26 am (UTC)
Yeah, tell me about it.
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[User Picture]From: mark13
2008-05-07 08:02 pm (UTC)
I once emailed Black & Decker asking if their Alligator was suitable for zombies, but the humourless bastards never replied.
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[User Picture]From: infrogmation
2008-05-07 09:53 pm (UTC)
We found out after Katrina that one of the few things FEMA actually reimbersed for was purchase of a chain saw.

The problem in 2005 must have been that Brownie was expecting zombies rather than a hurricane.
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From: enderandrew
2008-05-08 04:10 am (UTC)

I'm sure you've seen this...

We're training our kids from a young age.
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[User Picture]From: chaoswolf1982
2008-05-08 07:27 am (UTC)

Re: I'm sure you've seen this...

Smart move.

...yeah, I want one now.
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[User Picture]From: mytarnishedsoul
2008-05-08 04:14 am (UTC)
Shop Smart, Shop S Mart.

as for zombie killing shaolin spade... or machete, don't forget kids practice 3 hours a day and always have a exit plan and/or strategy for the zombpocolypse
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[User Picture]From: alexsfink
2008-05-08 10:34 am (UTC)

stop thinking inside the box

I've been to Wal*Mart. I've seen what their customers are like.

This is clearly marketed to the horrifically deformed malcontents looking to rid their abandoned houses or graveyards where they live of drunken, sexually active teenagers.
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[User Picture]From: lapiskelinia
2008-05-08 03:13 pm (UTC)
I dunno, I'm more fond of a Husqavana, not the Poulan. Luckily, we have like 7 chainsaws at home, so I can fit my own zombie-massacring army!

The biggest problem is that everyone fights over who gets to take point with the flame throwers, but I only have two of those.
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[User Picture]From: valacosa
2008-05-09 04:37 am (UTC)
While I'm sure they would make effective weapons, the smell of burnt zombie flesh would be terrible.
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